Hm ... ?
Oh, hey.
It's been a while. I suppose it is only appropriate for me to introduce myself, now. Why make you wait?
I'm Nagito Komaeda.
I'm nothing special compared to you, who so graciously decided to take the time out of your precious routine to humor someone like me. In fact, I am truly a nobody; a wasteful existence. Think of me as a cockroach: nearly indestructible by normal means of termination, annoying, and above all, an absolute pest.
That's really it. That's all there is to know about me.
Hm. Oh, you might be wondering about ... my talent, huh? Well, it sucks. You can't even call it a talent. It's just ... luck. An absurd amount of luck, sure, but still just plain luck. Which can only get someone so far. It isn't even all good luck, either. Think of it as a sort of double-edged sword, or a coin with two sides. Maybe even a cause and effect phenomenon that is entirely against my will.
Ah, but don't let me drag you down with me. I'm not writing this to dampen your mood. I truly do wish to be friends. If, in any way, someone like me can be of use to someone like you, don't hesitate to ask anything of this mere cockroach. Haha ...
Well, I guess that is all I have to say. It was a pleasure having this opportunity. I hope you humor me, again, sometime.